something you need to know about the wrestling fandom:
We’re all a bunch of sassy bitches.
feat. T.S. Eliot: If authors were lovers to the English language
- Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you
- Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon
- Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be awesome
- Doyle would…
iwishenglandwouldgetaheadache:
if the villains won
This is a terrible post.
Creepily wonderful
The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
r u kidding me
the-perks-of-being-a-teenager: I couldn’t of said it better myself.
wait
so you mean to tell me i’ve spent the better part of my life watching a bunch of grown men in their underwear fighting each other and the whole time it was fake??
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
Wrestling cannot be fake.
Papa Shango killed the Ultimate Warrior.
That man is wanted for those crimes.
You’re gonna sit in my face and tell me that Crash Holly wasn’t 400 lbs?
THERE WAS A SCALE AND EVERYTHING
*jerks off to internet fights*
Don’t be that guy
*climaxes*
i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal:
I look pretty under the right light
(Source: chefboyardeezie)
(Source: little-blvck-submarines)
